sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
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so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
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