So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
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you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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