he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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