I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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