The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
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If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
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