I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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