Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
This house was built for laser tag.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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