with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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