how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
