hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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