So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Girls should come with a carfax report
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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