I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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