my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
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I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
Oh god it's open bar.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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