But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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