I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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