Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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