he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
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She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
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THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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