As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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