Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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