giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
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I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
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There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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