So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
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He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
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so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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