We're facebook friends in real life
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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