I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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