I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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