Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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