Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Thank you for not boning my boss.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
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