so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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