so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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