i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
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so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket