I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
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I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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