How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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