if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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