he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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