i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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