rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
apparently the secret to your success is patron
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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