Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
please come you make the beer taste better
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
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i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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