Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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