oh god the rape fog is back!
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
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I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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