What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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