I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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