just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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