I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
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