If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
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