Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
He has the fingertips of a God
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