glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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