I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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