Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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