After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
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Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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