you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
