Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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