well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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