I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
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Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
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If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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