im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
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The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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