Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
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Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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