I love black thongs
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i will never coherently bang her
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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