She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
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on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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