the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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