Don't you send me to vm
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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