she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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